Funny side-note to the more important and serious blog post below

I found this while trolling sites researching my arts post.  Its a guy who basically just posts weird twitter things.  Its funny and silly and makes Twitter (which I have a very ambivalent relationship with) worthwhile.

Posts that i like:  

I can't remember if we're still at war with pistachios or not. I have trouble managing my hysteria on the weekend.

There's really no safe way to discuss a woman's recent spray tan. Apparently.

You never really know how your cat is going to react to a new robot. You probably have a pretty good idea. Or you thought you did.