PRODUCER And please make sure the plot is filled with action!
Spectators, after all, love spectacles. 90
Give them one thrilling scene after the next,
I want to see their jaws drop to the floor—
Then the show will be a huge success
And word of mouth will spread like wildfire.
You must have mass appeal to win the masses,
So serve up something nice for everyone.
If you lay out a generous buffet 100
Nobody goes away unsatisfied.
PL PLAYWRIGHT I cannot believe what I am hearing!
A true artist would never stoop so low!
PRODUCER Just take a look at who you’re writing for! 110
This person’s bored, that one’s digesting dinner,
Or worse, some have been reading newspapers!
Why do you poets hover in the cloud
When all you really want is a full house?
Poor fools, to entertain a crowd like this
You hardly need to call upon the muses.
If you give them more and more and more
Then I guarantee you’ll hit your mark. 130
People only come here for distraction
It’s much harder to give them satisfaction.
What would you rather offer—pain or pleasure?
(Later down the page)
COMIC ACTOR And so we need your special artistry—
Think about all this poetic stuff
As if it were a love affair. 160
You meet by accident, there is a spark,
And in a while you both become entangled;
Happiness follows, then quarrels, rapture, pain,
And before you know it, it’s a novel.
That’s the kind of play we should put on!
Grab hold of life with both your hands!
Everyone lives it, but not everyone knows it,
And everywhere you grab, it’s interesting.
Colorful scenes that don’t make much sense, 170
Many mistakes, a little spark of truth—
That’s how you make the finest drinks
To nourish and refresh the world.
Then the most beautiful specimens of youth
Will gather for your play to be enlightened.
Sucking melancholy from your play
These tender souls will be delighted
To see the inner workings of their hearts. 180
They cannot wait to laugh and cry,
They devour the language, drink in the make-believe.
A mind that’s formed will never understand,
But one that is still open will be grateful.
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